Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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