okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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