Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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