the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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