Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
