he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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