yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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