My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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