Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
