How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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