What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
