Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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