Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He did a backflip because drugs
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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