I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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