no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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