hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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