when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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