She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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