I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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