Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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