Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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