i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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