youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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