Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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