i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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