Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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