that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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