just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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