You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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