I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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