I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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