love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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