and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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