just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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