covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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