He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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