For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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