There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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