question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I cut my penus on the lid.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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