I have demons in me.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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