Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I haven't been this sober since birth.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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