After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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