Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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