If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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