How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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