It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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