If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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