i think my mom watched the whole time
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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