What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Come see our sink grown plant.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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