weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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